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Superboy / Kon-El ([personal profile] matchmadeinhell) wrote in [community profile] ya_assemble2015-02-01 06:55 pm

[LN] Wascally Wabbits?

The Black Forest was one of few forests left in the world that was still a place of strong magic. That's what Bunny had said at least and as soon as they started walking through, Kon was pretty sure why. It was misty and somewhat dark, like something out of a fairy tale. Very moody.

Which made sense, given the Brothers Grimm were from Germany. Kon half remembered something from English class about Little Red Riding Hood being inspired by the Black Forest.

What had brought them there was a critter roundup. Apparently both the Weisse Frauen - the white ladies, and the moss people of the forest had sent a message to the Guardians to ask for help. A strange beast was roaming the forest, one with glowing red eyes that moved in a flash of white and red. So far it'd restrained itself to only killing animals like wild boar for food but they were afraid it would soon turn its attention on the small sentient creatures of the forest since it seemed to be able to see them. Considering it'd also taken on a lynx or two and won they were afraid of what would happen if it turned its sights on them.

So there they were, going critter hunting, and if they removed the creature from the woods the moss people and white ladies, who'd taken a neutral stance against Kuk, would owe them a few favors. Which was definitely nothing to sneeze at. They desperately needed any edge against Kuk they could get.

"Be vewwy vewy quiet, we're hunting el chupacabra," Kon joked as he and Mikey crept through the brush, clutching a bag full of steaks in his hand. They were already nearly thawed. "It's probably not actually a chupacabra, though. Unless it missed a left turn at Albuquerque."
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[personal profile] bestnamer 2015-02-02 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
"Dude, why's it called el chupacabra anyway? The Goatsucker?"

He'd had to ask for a translation, but . . .

"What kind of a name is that? That would be like calling me the Pizza Eater. Or the . . . the Kraang Krusher. With a K."

No Mikey, definitely Pizza Eater.

He shrugged off the uninspired naming conventions of Mexican folklore. "Anyway, that looks like a good tree to hide in while we're on this steak out." He paused. "Geddit? Because we're using steaks?"
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[personal profile] bestnamer 2015-02-02 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah but it's so boring."

Mikey bounced from tree to tree until he could flip onto a branch beside Kon.

"It has no poetry. It's uninspired. Now I'd give it a cool name, like . . . Dracugoat. Or Nosfergoatus. Count NYAA-cula!"

He made the loudest goat noise he could. Hey, maybe it would help lure the creature.
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[personal profile] bestnamer 2015-02-02 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah? Was he the super coolest mega awesome ninja warrior dude you ever knew?"

Who else would Mikey remind Kon of?

"You remind me of the brother I never had who appreciates real humor. Hah! Steak out."
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[personal profile] bestnamer 2015-02-02 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
"Woah."

Mikey was quiet for a moment, trying to figure out how to process all that.

"Dude, you died? So, is heaven a thing? Cause if it's not made of candy, I don't know, maybe someone should tell God they're not doing it right."
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[personal profile] bestnamer 2015-02-02 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Mikey stared ahead in awe. "This is a lot to drop on a ninja."

He shook his head. "Dude, you are like, the LAST person who should feel rotten about himself. You saved the world, AND your jokes are bomb! I mean, who cares where you come from, right? I'm like, pretty sure me and Raph came from PetCo, but that didn't make us the super awesome ninja heroes we are today. We did that."

Pause.

"Well, I mean, us and sensei and some alien mutation goo, but the point is, it's not the pet shop you come from, man, it's the bomb-diggity hero you become after, right?"

Mikey slapped Kon on the back for friendly encouragement. It was mega stupid that someone as cool as Kon should ever feel down on himself.
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[personal profile] bestnamer 2015-02-02 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
"Explode it!" Mikey met the fistbump with his own, throwing his fingers out with an explosion noise. "Haha, 'green bean.'"

Yup, Kon was good people.

"You're good people, Superdude. I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship."

Mikey sat back on the branch, dangling his feet back and forth like a little kid.

"So how long until Nosfergoatus shows up anyway? I mean, I know steakouts take a while, but I'm kinda worried if I'm gone too long, the elves will elect a NEW new king."
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[personal profile] bestnamer 2015-02-02 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
"Hey, if we need live bait, I'm pretty good at that! Just let me see if I can get a - wait, would I even need a fly costume?"

Mikey considered this carefully, as the silence of the Black Forest fell upon them, free of the sounds of a carnivorous myth monster.

"So, what do you do for FUN in your world? Besides not-die, ha! We try not to do that in ours." Mikey sobered, just a little bit. "Because dying kinda sticks there."

Like Sensei's poor wife, who must've been a real nice lady.

And like Sensei . . . if Mikey decided to believe that Splinter was dead after all. It wasn't like Karai had come back from the dead, she'd just . . . never been as dead as Sensei had thought. Sensei could always have survived. He was mega tough, mega skilled, and he'd kept them all alive this long . . .

Yeah, Mikey was content to assume for as long as he could that Splinter was not as dead as it was possible for a person to be. And Splinter would totally be happy to hear that Mikey was having such a good time saving the known universe, making good friends, being a role model and a source of comfort for little kids who thought he was totally not a freak and totally great.

Why focus on the scary, sad stuff, when there was so much good stuff to think about?
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[personal profile] bestnamer 2015-02-04 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
"Even your dog is super? Jealous. I don't even have a dog."

Mikey paused.

"I do have Ice Cream Kitty, though, and he's exactly what it sounds like he is." Mikey brightened. "Basically the best cat ever. Anything better is scientifically impossible."
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[personal profile] bestnamer 2015-02-04 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
"Dude, what else would he be?"